Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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