I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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