are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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