The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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