Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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