Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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