Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
try to milk me bitch
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
