your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
