He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Randomize
