party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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