i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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