She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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