but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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