Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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