How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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