id be glad to
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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