in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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