Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Also, beer. Big fan.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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