margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
