We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
