Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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