And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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