Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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