Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I looked at my own cervix.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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