We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
