he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Randomize
