so explain again why im purple
no
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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