yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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