it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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