I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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