It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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