i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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