sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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