did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
This is the high leading the old right now
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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