dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
