I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
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