your thong is hanging out like whoa
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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