idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
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