does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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