i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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