So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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