I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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