He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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