Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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