i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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