I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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