Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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