So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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