You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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