It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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