1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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