You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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