My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
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