she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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