I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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