This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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